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One day soon I'll learn how to draw the route on the map |
She's
got legs
And
she knows how to use them
Thus
sang the bearded wonders ZZ Top back in their homage to the shapely limbs
possessed by some members of the female sex. I could never work out whether the
trio's 1983 hit was tongue in cheek or not, let's give them the benefit of the
doubt and agree that their lyrics are laden with postmodern irony. Let's
imagine that when they composed those lines they had in mind my lacerated,
sunburnt limbs beginning to accrue sinew and muscle. And let's suppose that
they eschew the white stiletto for a chunky Vibram sole.
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Always a Virgin Mary, obvs. But Urkiola is a sensuous syncretism of paganism and Catholicism |
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The Santuario de Urkiola, an enchanted oasis of green amongst the stark whitewashed lustre of the Basque Mountains |
It's
all very well singing the praises of our chunky calves and thighs but what
happens when they, like the water in Mallorca, don't do what they ought to?
Tuesday's plan couldn't have been clearer, to join the GR123 and follow this
around 'the back' of Anboto into Urkiola Natural Park where I'd reserved a room
at the Hotel Santuario (which I highly recommend, though you won't find it on
any internet hotel booking site). I thought I'd left early enough to avoid the
worst of the heat but by the time I'd located the track out of Elorrio it was
already 31 degrees and it wasn't yet nine o'clock.
I
more or less knew right then that it wasn't going to work but I felt I should
persist a little longer. It wasn't just the heat, of course. Picture, if you
will, a three-way Venn diagram in which each of the circles represents (i)
inclement weather (including excessive heat) (ii) weight of rucksack (mine is
just about tolerable for thru-hiking purposes) and (iii) corporeal harmony (or
lack thereof; turns out I walked the whole of the #TransCantabrica with a very
slight limp): that morning I found myself slap-bang in the intersection of all
three.
After
an hour’s toil I capitulated, returned to Elorrio and took the bus to Durango
and then the Puerto de Urkiola. Call
me a cheat if you will, if I hadn’t resorted to public transport I might have melted
on the mountain and trickled into the clints and grykes of the limestone like a
sliver of molten lava returning to earth.
Now,
several months later, when I think back to my brief sojourn in Urkiola, the
memories are shot through with images of lustrous white rock, shimmering under
a hot sun. And against this almost overpowering backdrop lay the sylvan folds
of the Sanctuario de Urkiola, a
Tolkienesque refuge of bucolic sanctity surrounded by the bombastic piety of
these cathedrals of rock. I say ‘almost overpowering’,
but not quite wholly; it didn’t intimidate or send me into paroxysms of faux deferential ‘I-am-not-worthy-ness’.
I am the land, the land is me; we are one and the same thing. I don’t fear the
liminal immensity of the mountains for they are a reflection of myself.
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Untzilintz |
And
in Urkiola I don’t just become the landscape, I become the Basque landscape; with every step along the trail the earth beneath
my feet oozes into me, dripping with the fricatives and palatal glides of
Euskara, the Basque tongue. I want to say Euskara is a thing of great beauty
but that would run the risk of you misunderstanding what I mean by ‘beauty’
because it’s nothing like your orthodox notion of prettiness, nor do hackneyed clichés
like ‘rugged splendour’ do it justice, rather its sensual appeal lies its idiosyncrasies,
a language full of nooks and crannies. They’re like the dimple in your lover’s
cheek, the part of her/him that really turns you on. Listen as I run these place-names
past you: Unzillaitz, Udalaitz, Elgoin, Anboto, Aitz Txiki, the language charges the
landscape with erotic energy and when I climb Anboto the next day, with only a
light daysack on my back, it’s like electricity sparking of the rocks as I
scamper up the mountain’s steep slopes of whitewashed limestone.
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View from a ridge |
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Climbing Anboto |
Then
the next morning it all falls to pieces. Through the grey light of a drizzly dawn
an SMS conveys unbelievably bad news and I spend the next day shrouded in a
gloom that’s darker than the dank fog which surrounds me; I think about
quitting and going home, what use I am here, alone on the hill?
If Anboto was
the zenith, the dripping, cloud-wrapped slopes of Gorbeia were the nadir: of
the whole #TransCantabrica and possibly any walk I’ve ever done. Neither the
mood nor the mist lifts; the intention was not to climb to the summit but to
spend the night at a refugio close
by. It’s a steep, hard climb; the rain comes down harder and there’s a constant
drip-drip-drip from the pine trees. The forest tracks crumble, the woodland
paths mosey through dense undergrowth then traverse a rock pavement – slippery when
wet.
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A dreich and dismal day |
But
I have a map – more on the theme of Spanish maps in the next episode - and even
in the thick mist I know where I am. Trouble is, I don’t know where the refugio is, or rather, as I reach the
location where I expected it to be, the refugio
isn’t there. My insistence that the refugio
should be here confounds two Basques who, even though they know the
mountain well, are also, briefly, under the impression that its contours have shifted.
Until we ring the refugio and find
out it’s 1 km away, another 200m up the slope. It would be wrong to blame the
map, away from the camino and without
its ubiquitous yellow arrows I have to learn to navigate again; let’s just say
that the map didn’t really facilitate effective interpretation.
Fortunately
my saviours from nearby Bilbao, have come by car and they offer me a lift to
the nearest hotel, all the way to Bilbao if necessary. The road uncoils around
the mountainside and now I really don’t know where I am. Later that evening I
text my friend to tell her I’ve been given a lift off the hill by two men and
she expresses some concern. The truth is it never occurred to me that fellow hikers
might be anything other than Good Samaritans; we share the outward symbols of
our tribe: boots, rucksacks, cagoules. Maybe I should qualify that by saying high-quality boots, rucksacks and
cagoules; we recognise each other by the nature of our apparel, the connection and
acknowledgement is immediate, my trust in them is absolute. But they have
names, of course: Iker and Joseba, I still remember you.
Only
later, in a relatively expensive but deliciously warm and dry hotel room do I
unfurl the now damp and tattered map and work out my location, the spa town of
Areazta. The latest news from Wells is still bad but a little less stark; the
consensus is unanimous, there is nothing I can do. The hike must go on.
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Bliss. And maps. Again |
The day’s story
in Tweets
ramblanista I was
meant to be in a bunkbed in refugio/albergue up on Gorbeia (1600m), not this
posh hotel room #TransCantabrica
pbs.twimg.com/media
ramblanista In
fact, apart from the knowledge that I'm in this (relatively) expensive hotel
room, I haven't got a clue where I am! #TransCantabrica
ramblanista Mil gracias a Iker y Joseba, que me
rescataron de la lluvia y niebla en Pagomakurre, Gorbeia y me llevaron a
Areatza #TransCantabrica
ramblanista Many
thanks to Iker & Joseba who rescued me from mist & rain at
Pagomakurre, Gorbeia and gave me a lift to nearest hotel #TransCantabrica
NotThatMrsBrown @ramblanista Is there any
complimentary writing paper, sure to be a clue on there ���� #lostinspain
ramblanista @ClaireBrown2008 I'm a geography
tutor and student now, the only things I can read are maps! (And I DID read the
map correctly!)
ramblanista Tengo que decir que no estaba perdida, sabia
exactamente donde estaba. Pero el refugio no esta donde
creia estaba! #TransCantabrica
ramblanista I have
to say that I wasn't lost, I knew exactly where I was but the albergue wasn't
where I thought it was. #TransCantabrica
ramblanista @Graeme_SoW Turns out Albergue I was
looking for was 2km south & 200m higher but not marked on the map. I'm
having issues with Spanish maps